The Alibi

If you are like most guys that attend my parties, you probably are married or in a series relationship and need to blow off some steam, but don’t want to complicate your life by having an affair or getting caught at the local strip club.

What’s a guy to do?

Enter me. I can arrange for you to have the best weekend of your life, uncomplicated and guilt free. And you give you an reasonable excuse to get away for the weekend.

I like to keep the alibi simple: you are out looking for an investment, a business opportunity, or buying a piece of real estate since you’ve heard about Colombia being the up and coming place.

You contact – a spouse,  a business partner, a friend, whatever, will have a special number to call for you, I answer all the calls and in a very nice tone tell your caller you are busy and will call back right away.

I have had calls of fake emergencies, distraught spouses looking for her husband, a secretary desperate to reach her boss. I have experience handling them.

Since I pretty well know where you are, I will get the message to you for you to call back. Simple.

If necessary, I can come up with a real good story. But the more complex the story, the easier it is to fall apart.

And best, if you need, I can provide you with invoices for you business trip (not valid for tax purposes, I don’t think), photos of properties for sale (even with you in the photo) for you to take home or back to the office.

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